You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it.

There are lots of people out there who think they know the truth about God and religion, but does anybody really know for sure? That's why the founding fathers built freedom of religious belief into the structure of this nation, so that everybody could make up their minds for themselves.

You have to accept the rule of law, even when it's inconvenient, if you're going to be a country that bides by the rule of law.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

If the government mandates anything with a price tag on it, then it ought to fund the project.

You can't legislate against stupidity, but we try to do it all the time.

My position is that it isn't government's job to mandate patriotism. To me, mandating a pledge of allegiance to a government is something Saddam Hussein would do.