Sarah Palin's a quitter.

I speak my mind. That's who I am.

Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.

I don't want Democrats in the boardroom and I don't want Republicans in the bedroom.

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.

Whenever the government says, 'It's time to move on,' that means there's something they don't want you to know about.

I'm not allowed on FOX, and I'm not allowed on MSNBC.