Is this chicken or is this fish?

Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

I always wonder if what I'm wearing will be something that people would compliment, or want to wear. I don't ever get ready just for myself, ever.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.