It was like a death in the family: You go through the mourning stage, then the rebellion, and then all of a sudden you have to find life by yourself. . . . I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart. I don't really ever talk about the divorce because it was a heart-wrenching thing to go through.

Is this chicken or is this fish?

I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.

Labor is really going to hurt.

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.