First love is only once in a lifetime, and it remains only in memory.

Even though I have so many things to figure out, I'm very much at peace. I don't feel like I'm closing the chapter on this phase of life - I feel like I'm closing the book and starting a new one.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!