A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!

I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.

I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.

The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.

To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.

I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.

I definitely don't Google my name.