A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!

Labor is really going to hurt.

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.

I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?

Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.