What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.

I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.

Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!

I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.