Am I eating chicken or tuna?

I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.

For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.

Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.