Am I eating chicken or tuna?

I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.

I definitely don't Google my name.

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.

I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.