Am I eating chicken or tuna?

I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's an athlete. I was always, 'An athlete? Heck no.'

I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.

First love is only once in a lifetime, and it remains only in memory.