My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.

Someday you will look back on all the awful stuff that's happening to you, and fondly smile. Doesn't say much about the future, does it?

What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution.

We have no control over fate and history, but we can control how we conduct ourselves in this life.

Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.

To live intensely is a basic human necessity.