My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

We don't really have a movie industry; we have a trailer industry. The movie guys make five minutes worth of stuff to get people in the theatre, and eighty-five minutes of filler.

What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution.

The reason men rule is because women let them.

Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them.

Sometimes I wonder if, instead of falling madly in love, we should aspire to fall sanely in love. But then, what would be the point?

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.