Yes, it's true that you can't learn everything from books. But you do learn something about everything.

Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?

Everyone declares that love is irrational, and yet everytime this statement is proven correct, they profess amazement. They seem to assume that love will make an exception in their case. It never does.

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

Sometimes I wonder if, instead of falling madly in love, we should aspire to fall sanely in love. But then, what would be the point?

The reason men rule is because women let them.

If you are honest with yourself, your life will be so much more pleasant.