In his world, people never questioned him. And it was a good place to be, his world. Apparently she hadn't gotten the memo.

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.

How about we give each other everything we can and not blame each other for what we can’t.

Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.

I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger

Change is good but dollars are better. - Tara daniels