Leo, sadly, has Parkinsons, but he used to cook all sorts of dazzling things.
hurting other people is not excusable because you've been hurt yourself.
in a village you can't sack or fight with someone, as you'll find yourself stuck beside them in the hairdresser's next morning.
There is something infinitely dingy about the word workshop. Pray that England doesn't become a nation of workshopkeepers.
At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down.
I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.