Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That's because he just knocked them down.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

You're only as smart as your ERA.

We were like farm animals compared to today's players who are treated like thoroughbreds.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counselor, your stockbroker, and your publisher.