Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

A lot of long relievers are ashamed to tell their parents what they do. The only nice thing about it is that you get to wear a uniform like everbody else.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?

You're only as smart as your ERA.

Forget goals. Value the process.

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.