How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?

A lot of long relievers are ashamed to tell their parents what they do. The only nice thing about it is that you get to wear a uniform like everbody else.

Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counselor, your stockbroker, and your publisher.

You're only as smart as your ERA.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Forget goals. Value the process.

It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.