We were like farm animals compared to today's players who are treated like thoroughbreds.
It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.
How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?
You're only as smart as your ERA.
For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.
A lot of long relievers are ashamed to tell their parents what they do. The only nice thing about it is that you get to wear a uniform like everbody else.