How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?

A lot of long relievers are ashamed to tell their parents what they do. The only nice thing about it is that you get to wear a uniform like everbody else.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

You spend a good deal of your life gripping a baseball, and it turns out it was the other way around all the time.

Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That's because he just knocked them down.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

We were like farm animals compared to today's players who are treated like thoroughbreds.