How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?

If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it.

How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?

A lot of long relievers are ashamed to tell their parents what they do. The only nice thing about it is that you get to wear a uniform like everbody else.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

You're only as smart as your ERA.

It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.