You're only as smart as your ERA.

A lot of long relievers are ashamed to tell their parents what they do. The only nice thing about it is that you get to wear a uniform like everbody else.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

You spend a good deal of your life gripping a baseball, and it turns out it was the other way around all the time.

You're only as smart as your ERA.

We were like farm animals compared to today's players who are treated like thoroughbreds.