You're only as smart as your ERA.

You're only as smart as your ERA.

Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counselor, your stockbroker, and your publisher.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

A lot of long relievers are ashamed to tell their parents what they do. The only nice thing about it is that you get to wear a uniform like everbody else.