No story that juicy was going to stay secret for long.

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone.

When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family.

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.

But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea.

...you look like you fell out of a crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down.

My gast was pretty well flabbered.