I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.

Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.

Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar

Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.

Dresden. Am I interrupting something?" "Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really don't have enough for two.

Being here? With you? I've met my subconscious, and he's not that sick.

Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?' 'To where they treat me like royalty,' I said. 'We're going to Burger King?' I rubbed the heel of my hand against my forehead and spelled fratricide in a subvocal mutter, but I had to spell out temporary insanity and justifiable homicide, too, before I calmed down enough to speak politely. 'Just take a left and drive. Please.' 'Well,' Thomas said, grinning, 'since you said 'please' - Thomas Raith & Harry Dresden, Small Favor, Jim Butcher