As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?""I wouldn't say they handed me my ass," I said.Bob was nearly strangling on his laughter, and given that he had no lungs it seemed gratuitous somehow. "That's because you can't see yourself," he choked out. "Your nose is all swollen up and you've got two black eyes. You look like a raccoon. Holding a dislocated ass.
Jim ButcherPansy," Murphy sneered. Thomas leered at her. "You make my stamen tingle when you talk like that, Sergeant.
Jim ButcherParanoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.
Jim ButcherWhere is your unit?" Murphy asked. I wiggled my eyebrows at her. "Right where it's always been, dollface.
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