Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.

Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!

It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.

As a whole, people suck. But a person can be extraordinary

When you die, do you want to feel ashamed of what you've done with your life? Feel ashamed of what your life meant?

I know how you feel," I said. "You run into something you totally don't get, and it's scary as hell. But once you learn something about it, it gets easier to handle. Knowledge counters fear. It always has.

Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.