Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I was doing. People would be screaming at me to do my old act, and getting actually violent and angry at me.

My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.