Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.

You can be zany and funny or you can do something that really has some depth to it and serious, so there's many different colors to paint with. I would hate to get trapped in one little thing. I always feel like funny is an appendage, but it is not my whole body.

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me!

I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me.

Usually you regret the things you say no to.

Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!