Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.

My career has been in a weird kind of like low-flying under the radar-kind of place. I never made it on "Saturday Night Live" where all my friends did.

Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!

You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music.

I try to stay in decent shape always. I pride myself on staying at least a month away from really good shape.

You are the vanguard of knowledge and consciousness; a new wave in a vast ocean of possibilities.