My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view.

I think I could go away tomorrow. I've already accomplished something. It's such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.

My career has been in a weird kind of like low-flying under the radar-kind of place. I never made it on "Saturday Night Live" where all my friends did.

The inner child runs rampant. They're just smaller, that's all.

The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm.

Any1 who would run out to buy an assault rifle after the Newtown massacre has very little left in their body or soul worth protecting. ;^