My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

If you've got a talent, protect it.

People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation.

Uh uh uh, turning the car into oncoming traffic... is counterproductive!

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!

I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I'd love that. But I don't need to be. I just want to be here. That's it.