I never thought I was finished when people said I was finished, or any of that stuff. I always had this undying belief that even if I was in a wheelchair and I could only move my finger, somehow I would become the guy who does the amazing thing with his finger.

There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that's going to eat you.

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams

The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!

The era of ‘yes’ has begun.

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.

I think it's important never to look a gift horse in the mouth, never to overlook your talents [and] what you're good at.