I never thought I was finished when people said I was finished, or any of that stuff. I always had this undying belief that even if I was in a wheelchair and I could only move my finger, somehow I would become the guy who does the amazing thing with his finger.

I try to stay in decent shape always. I pride myself on staying at least a month away from really good shape.

50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?

Hope walks through the fire. Faith leaps over it.

I would do anything to be anywhere in the vicinity of Eckhart Tolle.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think of something funny.