My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.

Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view.

Hysterical in The Mask; funny yet moving in The Truman Show.

I enjoy fame except when I'm with my daughter. Kids stop me all the time and I don't want her to be jealous of the attention. Also, sometimes I just want to be left alone and I refuse to make rubber faces. That's when they start asking, What's the matter, man, don't you like your job? I say, Yeah, I like my job. But I also like having sex, and I'm not going to do that in front of you either.

I don't think I'm ever going to have the kind of life or schedule that I can really have a steady way of doing things.

It's exhausting I think to just say really yes to everything for real, even if you do it for a day.

Don't worry if you miss your cue, because there's always doors opening. They keep opening.