Not hope, but Faith. I don't believe in hope. Hope is a beggar.

The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!

Movies are great, but the real romance happens right here, somewhere - real close-up. I really couldn't have done it if I hadn't been through a lot one way or another. Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased, so it's not a pleasant feeling!

Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married.

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.