It's time to P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I spent most of my time in my room staring at a mirror. I never knew I was supposed to socialize. I just spent hours making faces at myself, having a good time.

My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.

Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think of something funny.

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.

I don't believe in bad people. I believe that people, somewhere inside, have the potential to realize themselves.