It's time to P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!

For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn't have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of was going along, and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of a sudden I had tons of friends.

My psychiatrist says I have a messiah complex. But I forgave him.

You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music.

I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

It's time to P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!