I'd like to thank my mother, my father, the Academy. I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else.

It's our intention. Our intention is everything. Nothing happens on this planet without it. Not one single thing has ever been accomplished without intention.

Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view.

I just love to skate. When I put a skate on the ice, I'm free from the world, and I have no problems at all. I am a bird!

The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.

When you are a kid, you need to have something to do. This will keep you off the streets.

The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!