I'd like to thank my mother, my father, the Academy. I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else.

Like most Catholic boys, I wanted to be Jesus Christ. I could never get the turn-the-other-cheek thing down, though.

I hate Christmas. I do think it is odd that I have wound up playing these two iconic Christmas haters. It is the same story, in a way. Scrooge is the original Grinch. I think I am perfectly suited, because I have had some dark Christmases.

I don't hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you.

I don't know what happened to architecture [in Las-Vegas] I think they're getting us ready for space colonies or something, nobody puts a window in that you can crack.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

Hysterical in The Mask; funny yet moving in The Truman Show.