My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts
When all else fails, look cute.