Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.