I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts