When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.