He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.