Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.