Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.