When in doubt, pig out!

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like