I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.

When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.

I had some jokes that were dirty. And some of it is when I started making appearances on Conan and Letterman back in the late '90s, I think. You had to remove the curse words, or you couldn't do some of the more explicit jokes.

It took me a long time to understand not to get caught up in other people's expectations. It really comes down to creative fulfillment. It took me a while to realize I don't want to just be on a show to be on a show.

What's amazing about doing movies, compared to television, there's an ending you can see. There's an enthusiasm to it.

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.