Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.

Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work toward.

We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!’

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

I reached a point in my life where I didn't really like who I was.I was married to an amazing woman. I had children, and yet there was frustration.

I'm a guy who comes from a small town in the Midwest. It's not in my nature to say the most explicit things in public.