Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.

When you have five little kids, you're not going to open Mindy Kaling's latest book. You're playing with your kids.

Screaming. Did I mention the screaming? Screaming is usually associated with horror films and roller coasters. This is why I usually look like I've just watched a horror film on a rollercoaster. Kids love to scream. Frightened, happy, bored. They scream. I've actually learned to love the sound of a vacuum cleaner. It's just so peaceful.

I'm kind of like a guy who's missing a little bit of the guy gene. Like, I love steak, but the notion of golfing is the last thing I would want to do. I love women, but I'm also a mama's boy, and some of my best friends are women. So I'm kinda half guy's guy.

It's good to be back in New York. I have lived here ten years. I'm originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana: Mafia. But the fact of the matter is where I grew up there was something very similar to the Mafia: 4-H.

Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.

There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters.