Why do you have to be out of town to write a postcard? I want a to write a postcard to my neighbor: "I still live near you!" The guy sees me go into my apartment, flips the card over, it's just a picture of me holding a rifle.
Jim GaffiganNow that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.
Jim GaffiganBesides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic.
Jim Gaffigan