Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

My kids are so dramatically different, but it's not like I would trade one in or like there's one I would pick over the other ones. I know that sounds like I'm bullshitting. I also have five of them so I barely know them.

The question is the primary form of communication for little kids.

Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you. So I feel like with food, it is a passion of mine. It's where my sensibility rests. I love topics that are universal, and I love stuff that doesn't alienate people.

We tend to outdo ourselves.

Who was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, "Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it"