Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

If you're a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you automatically look like a murderer who's just relaxing after he strangled a family. "Yeah-that dad was a tough one to kill."

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.

The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.

Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.

Award shows are really silly. I'm very happy for the people that win the awards, and I can say they're really silly, but I would love to get one. So I also know wasting time on that is pointless.

Kale is a superfood and it’s special power is tasting bad.