Nursery schools and bars at 2 a.m. are the only places where it is completely normal if someone just spontaneously throws up on the floor...and just like a toddler, the bar patron wakes up the next day not remembering or caring how they behaved.

Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

I spent most of my adult life essentially agnostic or an atheist.

The hardest part of the day is all the stuff after I open my eyes in the morning.

It's good to be back in New York. I have lived here ten years. I'm originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana: Mafia. But the fact of the matter is where I grew up there was something very similar to the Mafia: 4-H.

Be more assertive with what you want to do.