I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists.

What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special"

Don't take this the wrong way but I care more and I'm a better online friend than you. I also spend way to much time online.

I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.

I do have some Catholic stuff that is done from the perspective of an ignorant Catholic. But other than that, topic-wise, there's nothing really filthy.

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.