I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists.

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy.

I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.

I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas.

I spent most of my adult life essentially agnostic or an atheist.

I was raised in a family where my father was the first one to go to college.

There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.