I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

For me, it's always a little sad getting out of bed. Every morning after I get up, I always gaze longingly at my bed and lament, 'You were wonderful last night. I didn't want it to end. I can't wait to see you again.

I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.

Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.

I grew up 45 minutes outside of Chicago.

I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.