I do have some Catholic stuff that is done from the perspective of an ignorant Catholic. But other than that, topic-wise, there's nothing really filthy.

Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'

I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.

One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this.

I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me.