I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience.

I think that there's part of me that feels like maybe I should have been more social.

Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through.

My children have made me a better man, which is - in the end, that's probably more important than two more comedy specials or being in better shape.

I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.

You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out."

No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much.