The idea of being a practicing Catholic, it's - for me, it's like - I need a lot of practice, you know what I mean?
Jim GaffiganI kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff. Oh, but you need a tray. That's how they trick you into it."
Jim GaffiganThanksgiving is the most complicated meal you can think of. Every night, dinner is just pasta. It's just different shapes of pasta.
Jim Gaffigan