Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.
Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend.
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.
Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
I realized, in removing or rewriting these jokes, that often the jokes weren't done or that I was using, for me, the curse words as kind of a crutch. So then I just started writing.