Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy."

Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.

Boutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No one's polishing their shoes.

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.

Why do you have to be out of town to write a postcard? I want a to write a postcard to my neighbor: "I still live near you!" The guy sees me go into my apartment, flips the card over, it's just a picture of me holding a rifle.

I think that there's part of me that feels like maybe I should have been more social.