I think stand-up comedy is this - it's this kind of indulgence and narcissism.
How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.
I come from a very big family. Nine parents.
Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
I think that there's part of me that feels like maybe I should have been more social.