Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.
Jim GaffiganThere were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldnโt get to it. โI gotta go to the post office, but Iโd probably have to put on pants. And theyโre only open till five. Looks like Iโm going to have to do that next week.
Jim GaffiganOh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?
Jim GaffiganMy whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that.
Jim Gaffigan