I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?
Jim GaffiganSmiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.
Jim GaffiganNow the Thanksgiving meal is just so unnecessarily difficult. I mean even mashed potatoes - it's like the most difficult kind of, you know, medieval idea. All right, instead of just cooking them, why don't you spend, like, eight hours peeling them and then we'll have to mash them up. It feels like prison labor, really.
Jim Gaffigan