Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.
Jim GaffiganI think the worst professional advice I received was this kind of unspoken message of "sit back and wait your turn," or "sit back and wait and let other people do things."
Jim GaffiganI left the Midwest thinking I didn't fit in. But when I got to New York, I realized how truly Midwestern I was.
Jim GaffiganSome fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always like to hang around there, try and meet the ladies. "Here, I'll pump for you. You come to this Wendy's often? My roommate and I, we got a pony pump back at my dorm. Here's an extra shot "
Jim Gaffigan