Stand-up used to be much more of a form combat. Heckling was much more common [in the '90s]. And I couldn't get stage time, and so I would go out to Pip's in Sheepshead Bay.
Jim GaffiganOne of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.
Jim GaffiganWhat's amazing about doing movies, compared to television, there's an ending you can see. There's an enthusiasm to it.
Jim GaffiganI am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll have a glass of water, you want a shot of Jรคger? You want eight of 'em?"
Jim Gaffigan