Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.
I don't want to get involved in the culture war. Religion's iffy.
It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."
I smoke crack. I get all my dancers together and we do a prayer.
It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.