I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.

The idea of being a practicing Catholic, it's - for me, it's like - I need a lot of practice, you know what I mean?

People treat having a kid as somehow retiring from success. Quitting. Have you seen a baby? They’re pretty cute. Loving them is pretty easy. Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant. Being happy is really the definition of success, isn’t it?

I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.

I don't understand the fashion industry and the appeal of it. I understand that there are some people who think it's important to them, and they're designers, they're artists, but there seems to be a disproportionate amount of our culture that's caught up in that and the red carpet stuff. It seems like there's a disproportionate amount of attention placed on that.

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.