I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.

I was able to make the jump to theaters without having a TV show. My passion for getting a TV show just plummeted. It was like I had already achieved what I wanted to achieve.

In stand up, you get an awareness of how you come across, but in acting there is almost a hyper-awareness on how you might be physically perceived.

I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff. Oh, but you need a tray. That's how they trick you into it."

It really never came up, but I think that in present-day America, they're - you know, and I touched on it in the initial clip - is that we are in the middle of this culture war.

I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?

I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.