I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.

I always had this romantic notion of living in New York. I just felt like, everyone could be different and weird and whatever they are in New York.

Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, ‘Oh, they’re nice,’ but if a stranger’s ugly, you’re like, ‘What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.

I love standup comedians. I really do.

I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.

You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.

It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.