My kids are always awake. It's they're taking shifts. 'Alright, I'll annoy 'em from midnight to . Who wants to ?'
Jim GaffiganOnce you put bacon into a salad it's no longer a salad, it just becomes a game of find the bacon in the lettuce. It's like you're panning for gold, hmmmmm, EUREKA!
Jim GaffiganI don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a clichรฉ to carry around, because people don't consider stand-ups really actors.
Jim Gaffigan