Why do you have to be out of town to write a postcard? I want a to write a postcard to my neighbor: "I still live near you!" The guy sees me go into my apartment, flips the card over, it's just a picture of me holding a rifle.

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.

I can't believe we got grades in gym class. I've never used anything I learned in there. "All right, I'm standing in front of a room full of strangers. Based on what I learned in gym class, I will throw a red ball at a fat guy."

I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.

One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

I've been doing theaters like the Warner for about a year and we've found the earlier you get the tickets on sale the better idea you get on how many shows we will be doing.

I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful.