I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.

You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside.

Don't get caught up in other people's expectations. Don't take anything for granted, either.

Some people that work for Hot Pockets came to my Denver Paramount Theater show. They brought these hot pocket boxes the size of suit cases for me to sign. I wrote "these are WMD's" on the boxes. The HP people seem to have a good sense of humor about all of it.

There are different parts of us. You want to feel safe but you want to also feel challenged.

People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You were named after Grandma." The seventh kid, "You were named after a sandwich I had. Now get your brother, Reuben."

I would say my return to my faith is - it's a very personal thing.