I was raised in a family where my father was the first one to go to college.

Boutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No one's polishing their shoes.

Lifetime is television for women. Yet for some reason, there's always a woman getting beaten on that channel. "In a Lifetime original, Meredith Baxter-Berney gets beaten with a rod. In a Lifetime original, Rod."

I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.

I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me.

I like bowling. It's just one of those things where I can do so many jokes about it because I do know bowling. Somebody once said, "The whitest things in the world are Jim Gaffigan and bowling."

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.